Repair Man In The Nut House

A repairman is walking through a mental institution. He Comes up to the first room and sees a man swinging an Imaginary baseball bat.
"What the hell are you doing?" he asks.
"I'm Babe Ruth. As soon as I hit a home run I'm out of here," replies the man.
The repairman wishes him well and continues on his way.
In the next room, there's a guy swinging an imaginary golf club.
"What the hell are YOU doing?" he asks.
"I'm Arnold Palmer. As soon as I make a hole in one I'm out of here!" replies the man.
The repairman shakes his head and comes up to the next room. There's a guy sitting naked balancing a peanut on the tip of his penis.
"What the hell are YOU doing! "He asks."I'm f'n nuts, I'm never getting out of here!"