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If You Curse at Work

By: Bonnie W On: Saturday, October 18, 2008
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  • Dear Employees:

    It's been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the department have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers.

    Due to some complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.

    Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases have been provided below so proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.

    Number 1
    TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
    INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.

    Number 2
    TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
    INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing bit__.

    Number 3
    TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
    INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?

    Number 4
    TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
    INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way.

    Number 5
    TRY SAYING: Really?
    INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh___ing me!

    Number 6
    TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
    INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.

    Number 7 ... {full joke}

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