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Concept Of Politics

By: Bonnie W On: Monday, October 06, 2008
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  • This little boy goes and asks his dad, "What's politics?" Dad replies, "Well son, let me try explaining: I'm the breadwinner of this family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mom's the administrator of our money, so let's call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so let's call you the people. Our nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother is the Future. Now, think on that and see if you can make sense of it all."

    So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what his dad explained. Later that night, he heard his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds his baby brother soiled his diaper severely. So the little boy goes to his parents room and sees his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeked in the keyhole to see his Dad in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

    The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what the concept of politics is now." The father replies, "Good son, now in your own words, what do you think politics is all about?" The little boy replies, "Okay, uh, well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government's sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."

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