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Chicken Farmer's Taxes

By: Bonnie W On: Tuesday, June 23, 2009
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  • A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

    The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What's
    your occupation?"

    "I'm a Lady of the night," she says.

    The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "Let's try to rephrase that."

    The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".

    "No, that still won't work. Try again." They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer"

    The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"

    "Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."

    "Chicken Farmer it is."

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