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Now That You're Retired

By: Bonnie W On: Saturday, June 20, 2009
  • Let's Get Social
  • Upon reaching 65, Bill decided to retire. After having him under foot for a few months, his wife became very agitated with him. She suggested he go and do something to occupy his time, like join a club or get a hobby.

    Bill obliged and went out for a couple of hours.
    When he got home his wife asked about his day and he replied, "Oh, I just went down to the park and hung out with the guys. And oh yeah, I joined a parachute club.

    "What? Are you nuts? You're 65 years old and you're going to start Jumping out of airplanes?"

    "Yeah, look I even got a membership card."

    "Old man, you need glasses! This is a membership in a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"

    "Oh, great! Now what am I going to do? I signed up for 5 jumps a week!"


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