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Confucious Say

By: Bonnie W On: Tuesday, June 02, 2009
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    Man who run in
    front of car get tired.

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    Man who run behind
    car get exhausted.

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    Man with one
    chopstick go hungry.

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    Man who scratch ass
    should not bite fingernails.

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    Man who eat many
    prunes get good run for money.

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    Baseball is wrong:
    man with four balls cannot walk.

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    War does not
    determine who is right, war determine who is
    left.

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    Wife who put
    husband in doghouse soon find him in
    cathouse.

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    Man who fight with
    wife all day get no piece at night.

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    It take many nails
    to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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    Man who drive like
    hell, bound to get there.

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    Man who live in
    glass house should change clothes in
    basement.

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    Man who fish in
    other man's well often catch crabs.

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    Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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    Person who deletes this has no humor!

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    Now send it to 1
    or more people.

    Nothing will
    happen but 1 or more people laugh

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