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Golden Years

By: Bonnie W On: Sunday, November 15, 2009
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  • Ah the good ol' golden years! A friend e-mailed these to me; they are gooders. lol



    SPECIAL POEM FOR OLDER FOLKS
    A row of bottles on my shelf
    Caused me to analyze myself.
    One yellow pill I have to pop
    Goes to my heart so it won't stop.
    A little white one that I take
    Goes to my hands so they won't shake.
    The blue ones that I use a lot
    Tell me I'm happy when I'm not.
    The purple pill goes to my brain
    And tells me that I have no pain.
    The capsules tell me not to wheeze
    Or cough or choke or even sneeze..
    The red ones, smallest of them all
    Go to my blood so I won't fall.
    The orange ones, very big and bright
    Prevent my leg cramps in the night.
    Such an array of brilliant pills
    Helping to cure all kinds of ills.
    But what I'd really like to know......
    .....

    Is what tells each one where to go!

    There's always a lot to be thankful for if
    you take time to look for it. For example
    I am sitting here right now thinking how nice it is
    that wrinkles don't hurt.

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