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9 Words Women Use - Hidden Meanings

By: Unknown On: Thursday, November 26, 2009
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  • These are hilarious... and yes there's some funny hidden messages relating to guys too which can be found here. (lol)

    Hidden Meanings Behind 9 Words Women Use:

    1. Fine:  This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
    2. Five Minutes:  If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
    3. Nothing:  This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
    4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
    5. Loud Sigh:  This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you're an idiot and wonders why she's wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.
    6. That's Okay:  This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    7. Thanks:  A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.
    8. Whatever:  A woman's way of saying F*#k You!
    9. Don't worry about it, I got it:  Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is new doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "What's wrong?", For the woman's response refer to #3.


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