Boy Climbs Rope While Hula Hooping

Have you ever seen a person hula hoop AND climb p a rope at the same time? I haven't until now. This young man has been gifted with a lot of energy and talent.

Source: gifbin.com

Cute Muscle Boy

I just watched this tiny clip (Gif) of a young boy trying very hard to be a very big strong boy by lifting heavy weights. (lol) It's so cute and funny to see. You've gotta watch it; I'm sure you'll laugh. Kids can be so adorable.

Source(s): http://www.4GIF.com
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs/3068460/Hell+Yeah

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Heve You Ever Heard Of Earth's Life Clock?

This is a very interesting read. I have never heard of the Earth's Life Clock or Earth's Clock Of Life before, but I just read this article and was quite intrigued. I thought you readers may find this to be of interest. :) It may not be humorous, but it's fascinating.

An illustration from “The Life and Death of Planet Earth” shows the authors’ view of the Earth’s clock of life. (Image credit: Donald Brownlee/Peter Ward)
In its 4.5 billion years, Earth has evolved from its hot, violent birth to the celebrated watery blue planet that stands out in pictures from space. But in a new book, two noted University of Washington astrobiologists say the planet already has begun the long process of devolving into a burned-out cinder, eventually to be swallowed by the sun.
By their reckoning, Earth’s “day in the sun” has reached 4:30 a.m., corresponding to its 4.5 billion-year age. By 5 a.m., the 1 billion-year reign of animals and plants will come to an end. At 8 a.m. the oceans will vaporize. At noon – after 12 billion years – the ever-expanding sun, transformed into a red giant, will engulf the planet, melting away any evidence it ever existed and sending molecules and atoms that once were Earth floating off into space.
“The disappearance of our planet is still 7.5 billion years away, but people really should consider the fate of our world and have a realistic understanding of where we are going,” said UW astrophysicist Donald Brownlee. “We live in a fabulous place at a fabulous time. It’s a healthy thing for people to realize what a treasure this is in space and time, and fully appreciate and protect their environment as much as possible.”
In “The Life and Death of Planet Earth,” Brownlee and UW paleontologist Peter Ward use current scientific understanding of planets and stars, as well as the parameters of life, to provide a glimpse of the second half of life on Earth and what comes after.

Tattoo Funny Facts

Some funny facts about Tattoos I stumbled upon here.

1. A restaurant in Ohio that specializes in burgers offers a lifetime 25% discount for people who have a tattoo of a cheeseburger on their body.
2. Women love to get tattooed more than men.
3. Scientifically, getting a tattoo is a medical procedure.
4. Once, thomas edition invented a machine, that finally turned out to be used as a tattoo machine after being modified by samuel o’reilly in 1891.
5. In 2005, a lady named Kimberly Smith was paid $10k to get a tattoo by the name “palace.com” on her forehead. This amount helped her pay her daughter’s education fees.
6. 6. Thomas edison had 5 dots that looked like the dots on a dice. The dots were on his left forearm.
7. People in many traditions get their children tattoed to protect them from evil spirits and energies.
8. At NYC’s, anil gupta is considered the most expensive tattoo artist who charges more than $300 per hour.
9. Tattooing has been used as a way of smuggling secret messages across enemy lines in times of war.
10. The oldest tattooed body known is a Bronze Age man over 5,000 years old, discovered in a glacier in the mountains near Austria.
11. In 13th century China, tattooing was used to brand criminals.
12. The most common body area for tattooing is the upper or lower arm.

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Funny Just For Laughs Gag, Robbery Video

Here's a funny video of a just for laughs gag I thought was quite humorous. Check this out as it's quite the funny gag.

I'd love to get into doing this sort of thing because there just doesn't seem to be enough of out out there. Only problem is I can't very well go creating gags on my own now can I? Need more people to get involved. If you're ever in the Calgary area and are or think you might be interested, let me know! I'm sure it would be a lot of fun.


Anywhoo, check out this funny prank, you should get a good laugh out of it.


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Very Funny Gags From Just For Laughs - Video of Episode 24

Have you ever watched 'Just For Laughs'? Of course you have, but if you haven't for some reason, you should if you enjoy funny, humorous pranks and that sort of thing. This video is all of Episode 24, some very funny gags to watch. Some of these are for sure my favorites.


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More Funny Cats & Kittens For Cat Lovers

Ok guys and gals, sorry if you don't care for cats or find them funny, but I always have and know many others do, so I'm posting more funny cat video's for your enjoyment/humorous of course :) I hope you get a good laugh out of them.

Don't worry there will be more of other funny video's and things as well. Check around and you'll see there's many other funny and cool things to check out here. Cheers to great humor!!


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One Of The Best Who's Line Is It Videos

This was one of my all time favorite funny TV shows. Who's Line Is It Anyway? I can't help laugh every time I watch these shows. I hope you enjoy them as much as I do! This is a hilarious clip. :)


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Too Cute (Video Of Kittens Being Funny)

This is a very cute and funny video of kittens and cats. Quite humorous .. aww. lol

Cute Baby Laughing His Guts Out

Babies laughing are so very funny and adorable. They laugh at the silliest things at times and can't stop, it's so cute to watch.


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Hilarious Dog Video (Youtube)

This video is hilarious. Looks like the dog is really talking; the conversation is very humorous. lol.

 

I love watching funny videos with animals... don't you? Some animals are so hilarious, silly and smart.

Pick The Best Dog

Which Dog is Best?

Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer who said his dog could do math calculations. His dog was named "T-Square", and he told him to get some paper and draw a square, a circle and a triangle, which the dog did with no sweat. The accountant said he thought his dog was better. His dog was named "Slide Rule". He told him to fetch a dozen cookies, bring them back, and divide them into piles of three, which he did with no problem. The chemist said that was good, but he felt his dog was better. His dog "Measure" was told to get a quart of milk and pour seven ounces into a ten ounce glass. The dog did this with no problem.

All three men agreed this was very good and that their dogs were equally smart. They all turned to the union member and said, "What can your dog do?". The Teamster called his dog whose name was "Coffee Break" and said, "Show the fellows what you can do". Coffee Break went over and ate the cookies, drank the milk, went to the bathroom on the paper, claimed he injured his back while eating, filed a grievance for unsafe working conditions, applied for Workmen's Compensation and left for home on sick leave.

Funny Cheese Commercial

Here's a superb, humorous Cheese Commercial that was e-mailed to me by my friend Cathy awhile ago. Too Funny; what doesn't kill you can truly make you stronger. :)

Hire An Experienced Lawyer Because Divorce Is No Laughing Matter

We all know that divorce is not a laughing matter, especially when there are children involved. Unfortunately, many children tend to blame themselves for their parents divorce, which is just not right. We need to educate our children more on this touchy subject to make them understand somehow that it is not their fault.

If you are in the process of divorce or considering getting one and you live in the Los Angles area, you probably want to hire the best lawyer who knows what they're doing. Well, this law firm (Stolar & Associates) specialize in Family all law. If you need a california prenuptial agreement or a prenuptial agreement lawyer who will be able to help you, than check out these lawyers at Los Angeles Divorce Lawyers. They understand what families go through when it comes to divorce because they have over 25 years of experience and have helped numerous people with their family lawsuits.

If you don't have a good lawyer chances are you are going to be taken advantage of and walked all over and feel very stuck and unsure of your own self. It's not a good way to feel and live each day. Do it for your children and yourself because you know you deserve the best outcome.

If I were living near Stolar & Associates, I would certainly hire them if I were involved in a divorce. When I separated from my daughters Dad, I wish I could have went through them, but unfortunately I never did get a lawyer and have suffered for it over the past 7 years and counting. I do regret not looking for a great lawyer when I really needed one. Now it's too late for me. Don't be like me in that sense if you want the best for yourself and children.

It can't hurt to try Stolar & Associates out; they do free consultations, so you have nothing to lose and a lot to gain. They have so much to offer you and your family.

Here is their contact information:

Stolar & Associates, A Professional Law Corporation
11500 Olympic Blvd. Fourth Floor Los Angeles
(310) 288-1828 http://www.stolar-law.com

I wish you all the best luck in the world with your lawsuit.

Murphy's Mothers Laws

Some funny "Murphy's Law" laws for you to ponder...

• Mothers only offer advice on two occasions: when you want it and when you don't.
• A mother's love is a better cure than chicken soup, but chicken soup is cheaper. 
• Your mother is the only person that knows more about you than you know about yourself. 
• Any time you are unable to solve a problem, ask your mother. She probably won't know either, but she will fake it. 
• Maternal instinct is stronger than any force known except an IRS collection agent. 
• The more you try to stay on your mother's good side the harder it will be to figure out which side this is. 
• The nicer a mother is, the greater the probability that her kids are rotten. 
• If you can't remember whether or not you called your mother, you didn't. 
• The motherly advice you ignore will always turn out to be the best advice she ever gave you. 
• If you forget, mom will remind you of all your mistakes so you don't repeat them. 
• Anything you do can be criticized by your mother - even doing nothing. 
• Never criticize your mother's cooking if you expect to get any more of it.
• If you think you have any secrets from your mother, remember who has changed your diapers.
• You can't "out mother" your mother. Don't even try. 
• Never lie to your mother. And if you do, never think you got away with it. 
• The harder you try to hide something from your mother, the more she resembles a webcam.

I thought these were pretty funny because they are mostly true. :) There's more on the following site source(s):

Source: http://www.humorcolumnist.com & http://www.murphys-laws.com/murphy/murphy-Mothers.htm

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Talk About Jabby!

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"

When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber.

Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.

This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"

The Teacher fainted.

Source: http://www.mustsharejokes.com

A Silly Bullfrog Trick

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?"

The bartender considers it, then agrees.

The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano.

The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.

After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?"

The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first.

The rat again starts to pound out the blues on the little piano. The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing along with the rat's music. While the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts him and offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog.

"Sorry," the man replies, "he's not for sale."

The stranger increases the offer to $250,000.00 cash up front.

"No," he insists, "he's not for sale."

The stranger again increases the offer, this time to

$500,000.00 cash. The man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money.

"Are you insane?" the bartender demanded. "That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $500,000!"

"Don't worry about it." the man answered. "The frog was really nothing special. You see, the rat's a ventriloquist."

Source: Adam G. on http://www.funny.com

In Need Of A Great Sound Recordist?

If you're ever in need of a Sound Recordist, check out this website (Optimum Dynamics, LLC.), which is owned by Joe Bohannon who provides Location Sound for many clients, some included are:

• Scorned / Discovery Channel - Sound Mixer, Season 1, Episode 5, 6
• Taboo / National Geographic - Sound Mixer, Season 8 Alcohol Episode
• The Franchise / Showtime - Sound Mixer, Various Segments
• 3Gun Nation / Versus - Sound Mixer, Multiple Episodes Season 2
• Desert Car Kings / Discovery Channel – Sound Mixer, Episodes 1,2,3,4 Season 1
• Auctioneers / TLC – Sound Mixer, Multiple Episodes Season1
• Are You Fitter than a Pensioner / BBC3 – Sound Mixer, Phoenix/Utah Episodes

Joe has been a Location Sound Mixer for over 8 years and has experience in Video Production with Commercials, Broadcast and Corporate Productions. Some included are:

• Best Food Ever / TLC
• My Strange Addiction
• Big Spender / A&E 
• Peter Piper Pizza 
• Pet'sMart 
• Phoenix Children's Hospital 
• CNN / FOX NEWS Channel / CNBC Big Brother / CBS 
• Last Comic Standing / NBC – Phoenix Episodes Season 2,3 

Joe is also a member of NABET Local Union No. 53 and IBEW Local Union No. 45 and the Better Business Bureau. So, if you would like a Superb, Reliable, Experienced, "knows what sound is" Sound Recordist and want to find out more about what Optimum Dynamics can offer you, or if you just want to contact and book them for a production, please visit the website for more details.

Really great site too, very clean and easy to navigate. I'd book Optimum Dynamics if I was making a production.

Check out uberhumor.com's Funny Photos and other Funny Content

Do you like to laugh? Is laughing healthy? How can uberhumor's pics help you get your dose of daily joy?

Well, they have a huge collection of funny photos, videos & pictures you must check out if you enjoy laughing. Everyone needs a good laugh now and again to relieve some stress and this site uberhumor.com contains a bunch of funny content that's sure to make you and your friends laugh. It's updated daily and nicely categorized so you can find what's most appealing to you. I got some great laughs from every link I clicked on within the site and believe you will too if you've got a good sense of 'ha, ha' :)

Ever seen a porcupine that thinks it's a puppy? Or a baby dolphin in the womb? Or a fellow walking his fish? lol, well, if not you can now at uberhumor.com along with many other unique funny video's and pictures. See for yourself, visit their site, kick back, relax and get a good laugh! Cheers to good health and humor!

Easily Learn How to Apply Your Own Make Up Now

For all those make up fanatics out there, there's a perfect place for you to learn how to apply your own make up right on the Internet. It's amazing how make up can change how you look and feel. Growing up, many of my friends and I would spend hours trying to get our make up on just right for the perfect look. A lot of trial and error, although it was fun doing ourselves up all fancy, it was quite time consuming because we never really knew how to get that look we were aiming for.

I recently learned of this really cool website that has several videos that walk you through applying your own Make Up for all different looks, including celebrity looks. It has all the Make Up Tutorials you could ever want! It's very neat to watch actual video's of women applying make up all different sorts of ways. This way is the easiest to learn if you don't know how to do your own make up. There's many Cosmetics Tips, great articles to read as well as awesome reviews within the site.

I really enjoy CosmoHut because of the variety of videos and all the different things you can learn on how to do your own make up or even put make up on someone else; it's a perfect place to learn. All you need to do is just pick a video you like and follow the ladies in the videos step by step to get really professional looking make up done. I wish I had a site to learn from like this when I was younger, but it's never too late. I've started using this site since I learned it existed and hope you will enjoy it as much as I do.

Your Age By Chocolate in 2009

Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway
-but the Hershey Man will know! YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH

This is pretty neat.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read .
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759 ..
If you haven't, add 1758.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number


The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).


The next two numbers are

YOUR AGE 2 YEARS AGO (2009)! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

Cool huh!!

Chocolate Calculator.

A.A.A.D.D - Know The Symptoms!

Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.
Somehow I feel better,even though I have it!!

Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests:

I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.

As I start toward the garage,
I notice mail on the porch table that
I brought up from the mail box earlier.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys on the table,
Put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,
And notice that the can is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back
On the table and take out the garbage first.

But then I think,
Since I'm going to be near the mailbox
When I take out the garbage anyway,
I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my check book off the table,
And see that there is only one check left.

My extra checks are in my desk in the study,
So I go inside the house to my desk where
I find the can of Pepsi I'd been drinking

I'm going to look for my checks,
But first I need to push the Pepsi aside
So that I don't accidentally knock it over.

The Pepsi is getting warm,
And I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi,
A vase of flowers on the counter
Catches my eye--they need water.

I put the Pepsi on the counter and
Discover my reading glasses that
I've been searching for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk,
But first I'm going to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter,
Fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.
Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,
I'll be looking for the remote,
But I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table,
So I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs,
But first I'll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers,
But quite a bit of it spills on the floor.

So, I set the remote back on the table,
Get some towels and wipe up the spill.

Then, I head down the hall trying to
Remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:
The car isn't washed
The bills aren't paid
There is a warm can of Pepsi sitting on the counter
The flowers don't have enough water,
There is still only 1 check in my check book,
I can't find the remote,
I can't find my glasses,
And I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,
I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day,
And I'm really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem,
And I'll try to get some help for it,
But first I'll check my e-mail...

Do me a favor.
Forward this message to everyone you know,
Because I don't remember who the hell I've sent it to.

Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!

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Wise Girl Talks to a Stranger on a Plane

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have
no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?'

Why Men Can Pee Standing Up

A Canadian Blonde's Definition of Easter

Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St.Peter.
 
He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter represented.
 
The first blonde, an American,  said "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."
 
St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and  he banished her to Hell.
 
The second blonde, a Brit,  said "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and exchange gifts." St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to Hell.
 
The third blonde, a Canadian, said she knew what Easter was, and St. Peter said,"So, tell me."
 
She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His disciples when He was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested Him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder... "
 
St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good."
 
Then the blonde continued, "Now, every year the Jews roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of hockey."
 
St. Peter fainted.

Some Last Words

Browsing Old Cemeteries

A truly Happy Person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
And, one who can enjoy browsing old cemeteries...
Some funny fascinating and hilarious things on old tombstones!

Harry Edsel Smith of Albany , New York :
Born 1903--Died 1942.
Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was.
=============================
In a Thurmont, Maryland , cemetery:
Here lies an Atheist, all dressed up and no place to go.
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On the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery , Nova Scotia :
Here lies Ezekial Aikle, Age 102. Only The Good Die Young.
=============================
In a London , England cemetery:
Here lies Ann Mann, Who lived an old maid but died an old Mann. Dec. 8, 1767
=============================
In a Ribbesford, England , cemetery:
Anna Wallace
The children of Israel wanted bread, And the Lord sent them manna. Clark Wallace
wanted a wife, And the Devil sent him Anna.
===============================
In a Ruidoso, New Mexico , cemetery:
Here lies Johnny Yeast... Pardon him for not rising.
===============================
In a Uniontown, Pennsylvania , cemetery:
Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake. Stepped on the gas instead of the brake.
==============================
In a Silver City, Nevada, cemetery:
Here lays The Kid.
We planted him raw.
He was quick on the trigger
But slow on the draw.
================================
A lawyer's epitaph in England :
Sir John Strange.
Here lies an honest lawyer, and that is Strange.
=================================
John Penny's epitaph in the Wimborne,
England , cemetery:
Reader, if cash thou art in want of any,
Dig 6 feet deep and thou wilt find a Penny.
==================================
In a cemetery in Hartscombe , England :
On the 22nd of June, Jonathan Fiddle went out of tune.
==================================
Anna Hopewell's grave in Enosburg Falls , Vermont :
Here lies the body of our Anna,
Done to death by a banana.
It wasn't the fruit that laid her low,
But the skin of the thing that made her go.
==================================
On a grave from the 1880s in Nantucket , Massachusetts :
Under the sod and under the trees,
Lies the body of Jonathan Pease.
He is not here, there's only the pod.
Pease shelled out and went to God.
==================================
In a cemetery in England :
Remember man, as you walk by,
As you are now, so once was I.
As I am now, so shall you be.
Remember this and follow me.
To which someone replied by writing on the tombstone:
To follow you I'll not consent.
Until I know which way you went.

An Italian Boy's Confession

This could only happen with a little Italian kid..

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned..  I have been with a loose girl'.

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'
'Yes, Father, it is.'

'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation'

Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now.

Was it Maria Minetti?'
'I cannot say.'

'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'
'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Nina Capelli?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her...'

'Was it Cathy Piriano?'
'My 2 lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you. '

The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, Joey Pagano, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'

4 months vacation and five good leads.

24 Questions From George Carlin

24 questions from George Carlin's warped brain:

1. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

2. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

3. Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled a them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?

4. What's another word for synonym?

5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do: 'practice'?

6. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

7. When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

8. Where do forest rangers go to 'get away from it all'?

9. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

10. Why do they report power outages on TV?

11. What should you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

12. Is it possible to be totally partial?

13. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

14. Would a fly that loses its wings be called a walk?

15. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

16. If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?

17. If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

18. If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

19. If a turtle loses his shell, is it naked or homeless?

20. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

21. Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

22. If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

23. Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

24. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

Thanks to Rich Costick for sharing this! Too funny.

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Hilarious Animals Video Clip From AFV Via YouTube

Here's a hilarious Animals video clip from AFV via YouTube. Thought if you haven't seen it you would get a good laugh. Lol.




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Hilarious Cats Video

Here's another funny animal video but with cats only, they sure are hilarious. These kinds of videos always make me laugh. I hope you get a good laugh too as you watch. :0)

Humorous, Funny Animals Caught on Tape

For those of you who like funny, cute animals. This clip is quite hilarious and humorous.



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Funny Names When Sounded Out

Can you imagine having been named one of the following names? lol Too funny!

Some Funny People's Names:

Al Kickurass (I'll kick your ass)

Alex Blaine Layder (I'll explain later)

Amanda Lay (a man to lay)

Andy Structible (indestructible)

Ann B. Dextrous (ambidextrous)

Ariel Hassle (a real hassle)

Ayma Dommy (I'm a dummy)

Barry D. Hatchett (bury the hatchett)

Bart Ender (bartender)

Ben Dover (bend over)

Ben Thair (been there)

Bo Nessround (bonus round)

Brighton Early (bright and early)

Candice B. DePlace (can this be the place)

Carson O. Gin (carcinogen)

Casey Needzit (in case he needs it)

Chris Myass (kiss my ass)

Claire DeAir (clear the air)

Cody Pendant (co-dependant)

Dale E. Bread (daily bread)

Dan Geruss (dangerous)

Darius Lesgettham (there he is, let's get him)

Dee Faced (defaced)

Dennis Toffice (dentist office)

Des Buratto (desperado)

Dick Tater (dictator)

Don Thatt (done that)

Douglas S. Halfempty (the glass is half empty)

Dustin D. Furniture (dusting the furniture)

-- Funny Name Generator and Funny Names --

Ella Vader (elevator)

Ellis Dee (L.S.D)

Evans Gayte (Heavan's gate)

Faye Tallity (fatality)

Freida Convict (free the convict)

Gabe Asher (gay basher)

Gene E. Yuss (genius)

Gil T. Azell (guilty as hell)

Gus Tofwin (gust of wind)

Hal Jalikakick (how'd ya like a kick)

Hayden Seek (hide and seek)

Helen Back (hell and back)

Herb E. Side (herbiside)

Holden Mcgroin (holding my groin)

Howard I. No (how would I know?)

Hu Flung Pu (who flung poo?)

Hugh Jass (huge ass)

Ida Whana (I don't want to)

Ilene Dover (I leaned over)

I.P. Freehly (I pee freely)

I. Ron Stomach (iron stomach)

Izzy Backyet (is he back yet?)

Jacques Strap (jock strap)

Joanna Hand (ya wanna a hand?)

Joe King (joking)

Juan De Hattatime (one day at a time)

Justin Case (just in case)

-- Funny Name Generator and Funny Names --

Kent Cook (can't cook)

Lisa Neucar (lease a new car)

Lou Briccant (lubricant)

Lou Sirr (loser)

Louise E. Anna (Louisiana)

Luna Tick (lunatic)

Madka Owdiseez (mad cow disease)

Mark Z. Spot (mark yhe spot)

Mary Juana (marijuana)

Max E. Pad (maxi pad)

Melissa Tothis (ma, listen to this)

Mike Rohsopht (Microsoft)

Moe Skeeto (mosquito)

Nida Lyte (need a light)

Patty O'Furniture (patio furniture)

Phil Mypockets (fill my pockets)

Quimby Ingmeen (quit being mean)

Quinton Chingme (quit touching me)

Rita Book (read a book)

Robin Meeblind (robbing me blind)

Sam Manilla (salmonella)

Samson Night (Samsonite)

Scott Shawn DeRocks (Scotch on the Rocks)

Sherman Wadd Evver (sure man, whatever)

Sir Fin Waves (surfin' Waves)

Stu Padasso (stupid asshole)

Sue Case (suitcase)

Sue Permann (superman)

Tara Newhall (tear a new hole)

Ty Tass (tight ass)

Ulee Daway (you lead the way)

Vlad Tire (flat tire)

Wayne Kerr (wanker)

Wilma Leggrowbach (will my leg grow back?)

Xavier Breath (save your breath)

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