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Importance of Walking

By: Bonnie W On: Saturday, March 07, 2009
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    • Walking 20 minutes can add to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month.
    • My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old, and we haven't a clue where the hell he is.
    • I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
    • The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
    • I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
    • I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to actually go there.
    • Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
    • I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
    • The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say, 'Well, he looks good doesn't he.'
    • If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
    • I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years, just getting over the hill was enough.
    • We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our skulls. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
    AND...
    • Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I just find a Happy Hour and by the time I leave, I look just fine.

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