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The Soldier and the Nun

By: Bonnie W On: Sunday, March 01, 2009
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  • A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he requested, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later.' The nun agreed.

    A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?' The nun replied, 'He went that way.'

    After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough, Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq ...'

    The nun said, 'I understand completely.'

    The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'

    The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls; I don't want to go to Iraq either.'

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