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Getting Permission From the Wife to Golf

By: Bonnie W On: Monday, July 27, 2009
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  • Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the following conversation took place:

    First Guy:
    'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend.. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.'

    Second Guy:
    'That's nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool.'



    Third Guy:
    'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her.'

    They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has Not said a word.

    So they ask him, 'You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?'

    Fourth guy:
    'I just set my alarm for 5:30am. When it went off, I gave the wife a slap on the ass and said: 'Golf course or intercourse?' AND She said: 'Wear sun-block'

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