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Air Canada Flight

By: Bonnie W On: Monday, July 27, 2009
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  • After an Air Canada flight reached its cruising altitude, the Captain announced:
    'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 193, non-stop from St. John's to Toronto ... the weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and ... OH MY GOD!'

    Silence followed!

    Some moments later the captain came back on the Intercom:
    'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!'
    One Newfie passenger yelled, 'Lard tunderin Jesus b'y ... you should see the back of mine!'


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