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Women VS Men - Hidden Messages

By: Bonnie W On: Monday, July 27, 2009
  • Let's Get Social
  • Hidden Messages

    Women's Terms
    • Yes = No
    • No = Yes
    • Maybe = No
    • We need = I want..
    • I am sorry = you'll be sorry
    • We need to talk = I need to complain
    • Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to
    • Do what you want = You will pay for this later
    • I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
    • Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead
    • You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
    • Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
    • You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
    • Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive
    • It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
    • You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
    • I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
    • How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like
    Men's Terms
    • I am hungry = I am hungry
    • I am sleepy = am sleepy
    • I am tired = I am tired
    • Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
    • I love you = Let's have sex now
    • I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
    • What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question
    • May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
    • Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
    • Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
    • Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
    • Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you
    • You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next 3 minutes.
    • Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I'd like to have sex with you.
    • I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

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