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Nude Painting

By: Bonnie W On: Sunday, April 15, 2007
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  • Nude Painting

    Wanting a portrait with which to surprise his wife, a businessman asked a blonde female painter he'd been recommended to paint him in the nude.

    "No," the talented blonde artist said. "I don"t do that sort of thing."

    "But what if I double your fee?" he pleaded.

    "Nope, sorry. Won't do it."

    "How about I give you five times what you normally get?"

    "Oh, okay then," said the artist, "but I'm keeping my socks on. I need a place to put my brushes."

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