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Why Men Are Just Happier People

By: Bonnie W On: Tuesday, April 24, 2007
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  • WHY MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

    Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures?

    ~ Your last name stays put.
    ~ The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    ~ Chocolate is just another snack.
    ~ You can be President. You can never be pregnant.
    ~ You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
    ~ You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
    ~ Car mechanics tell you the truth.
    ~ The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
    ~ You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
    ~ Same work, more pay.
    ~ Wrinkles add character.
    ~ Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
    ~ People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
    ~ The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
    ~ New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
    ~ One mood all the time.
    ~ Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
    ~ You know stuff about tanks.
    ~ A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
    ~ You can open all your own jars.
    ~ You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
    ~ If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
    ~ Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
    ~ Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
    ~ You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
    ~ Everything on your face stays its original color.
    ~ The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
    ~ You only have to shave your face and neck.
    ~ You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
    ~ One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
    ~ You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
    ~ You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
    ~ You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

    No wonder men are happier.

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