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Funny, Sarcastic, Witty Quotes

By: Bonnie W On: Saturday, February 25, 2012
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  • Here's some awfully funny, sarcastic and witty quotes:
    • You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.
    • Now we know why some animals eat their own children.
    • Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.
    • Talk is cheap, but that's okay, so are you.
    • If we killed everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder, it would be an apocalypse!
    • This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.
    • I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
    • When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head.
    • A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.
    • Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.
    • Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.
    • Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?
    • Don't let your mind wander, it's far too small to be let out on its own.
    • Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.
    • Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without you putting in so much effort to give us another?
    • He always finds himself lost in thought; it's unfamiliar territory.
    • I bet you get bullied a lot.
    • I can tell that you are lying, your lips are moving.
    • I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
    • I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening.
    • I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others.
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      1. What do you call a baby born with 3 eyes ........ Semore ;)

        by TSH

      2. lol TSH, That's a funny one liner :) Thanks for sharing! Feel free to share whenever you like. Take care. Cheers