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The WRONG Pick Up Lines

By: Unknown On: Sunday, May 20, 2007
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  • The WRONG Pick Up Lines

    Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

    Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

    My Love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in.

    Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

    Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

    If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

    You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a
    light switch away.

    Man - Fat Penguin ! Woman - WHAT? Man - I just wanted to say
    something that would break the ice.

    I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.

    I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
    into this cheap motel room.

    Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

    If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until
    the afternoon.

    And .... the best for last!

    Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

    1 comments:

    1. These are ALL Hilarious!!

      & ya can never go wrong with a Good FART Joke!!!!

      ;PPP

      thx fer my Daily Laffs Bonnie Wabbit!!

      whereabouts in Canada are U???

      ;))

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